contact me

there are many ways to contact me. most of them I ignore whenever possible.

email is plenty annoying. if you would like to contact me by email, then here is my email address:

note that my email address is contained in transparent gif images, and there is no mailto link. you will have to type it yourself. I hate spam that much. And until spambots develop optical-character-recognition technology, this is will keep my email address safe. (there are ways to foil OCR too, but it is even uglier. and since OCR spambots don't exist yet to my knowledge, I don't have to do that yet.) for those of you with textmode browsers, the email address is contained helpfully in the alt tags, with slight obfuscation. in either case, if you're not intelligent enough to figure out how to email me given the above information, I don't want you emailing me anyway, so its a win/win scenario. well, it's a win/win for me. it's just lose for you. but watch me care.

I am not only bitter, I also wear a tin-foil hat. they are watching. you can prevent them from watching by using a particularly confusing encryption tool called PGP. My public key is available for those who are interested.

I also spend the majority of my life as Cecil (#7407) on a glorified chat line called MOO Canada. supposedly, a lot of programming goes on there, but most of the time I feel like I'm the only one who programs. you are welcome to join, but if you are an idiot I reserve the right to mock you.